Wisdom

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Wisdom #1498: The mutant alien skull man has a smile for all smiles, an answer for all answers.

Wisdom #936: Drive defensively; buy a tank.

Wisdom #945: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

Wisdom #1081: I didn't yield to temptation. I came to a complete stop.

Wisdom #218: I am a rabid typist

Wisdom #1128: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Wisdom #801: And the first one said to the second one there, "I hope you're having fun."

Wisdom #757: A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.